Funny Things Students Have Said Recently

Drawing a picture - "This is the brain of the truck." (I think referring to the cab)

In discussing life - "The life of the teenager is amazing... They're in the flour of the future."

Metaphor from Spanish? With misguidance from the English Teacher - I thought she was saying: Shove earth down my throat.  What she wanted to say: Earth, swallow me.

About a crush - "He moves my floor."  

On men catcalling in the street - "tssssss tssssss..... They're going to deflate."

Pronunciation issue - Student: "Today I eat penis."  Me: "Today I ate peanuts!" 
Another one - Student: "I f***."  Me: "Thought!! Th..... ought.  Th..... ought."
Another one - "I am humping."  Me: "I am Jumping. Humping is what dogs do to your leg."  HAHAHAHAHA!